Despite your incorrigible, lethargic, happy-go-lucky, stupid, idiotic, insufferable, blase, annoying, devil-may-care, selfish, cowardish, and a million more negative adjectives to describe that crazy irritating attitude and personality of yours, you still have your shining moments of glory, don't worry.
Happy birthday you idiot of a brother. Hopefully more good things that bring your character improvement lie ahead of you in the future and present.
Doubt you'll ever read this anyway. Meh.