911 9.1

It's 911 9.1 (first September, not 11th September sorry) today, and on this very sad, solemn day, five poor frogs, two disgusting, horrible, pathetic pitiful cockroaches passed away and are burried in the SMK Infant Jesus Convent field after being cruelly handled and disected by the students of 4 Science 2. The two fishies were lucky because of their slippery scales and managed to escape the clutches of the nightmare they were destinedabout to face.

Right now, as I sit right here typing this funnysad, solemn post, let us all take a minute from our busy busy lives and mourn for the poor victims of the Biology disection lesson held in the bio lab for class 4 Science 2 earlier today.


(One moment of silence.)



I'll never be the same, if we ever meet again. -If We Ever Meet Again, Timbaland feat. Katy Perry


Yes, fellow pest/enemy of the human race, my fellow groupmates and I have disected you and accidentally (without realising it) killed you before you were even supposed to die because we didn't know your heart was attached to your skin surface and tore it apart. Oh well, at least we got to see your alimentary canal.

Dearest cockroach, I will never be the same if we ever meet again. Thank you for sacrificing your life to become an experiment and a chance for us to learn. We sincerely hope that you attain nirvana in your afterlife despite the many germs and bacteria as well as trouble and death you have brought to mankind. (salutes)



Okay, moving on, we disected animals and pests today. It was... disgustinginteresting. During the funeral, we sang a few songs and threw some petals of flowers we plucked from the bush beside the field down the burial pit. It was sad, yet funny because we kept making each other laugh with our lame jokes and comments. XD And after all the live, unsewn, unconscious animals and pests were gathered in the pit, we used the cangkul and started to fill up the hole the lab assistant has so kindly dug for them. After everything was done, we laid a bouquet of flowers on the top, wished them good luck and whatever, and went back to the bio lab.

A gentle reminder to fellow students: the school field has apparently turned into a graveyard for all our biology disection specimen (including past years, I suppose) and therefore it is greatly appreciated that you do not step foot into the field late at night in fear of you being haunted by the ghosts of biology specimen past (unless you wish to be so). Thank you for your attention.


Pictures and a video of the funeral can be found on the Facebook pages of LC and Hui Wen (if they ever upload it, that is).



That's all for now. Two more days to two weeks of holidays, yesh! I am anticipating!


Peace out,
this is me signing off.