Okay well, not scalp. I'm not bald. Yet. (I will be someday, when reality hits and I realize that there's just no Mr. Perfect out there in the cold, cruel world for me and I finally decide to be a nun/monk and shave my head like how Britney did.)
I feel like I turned into a human mushroom....... Aliteration!! Ahahahaha!!! M's all the way!! (Which, by the way, is sort of freaky since I'm spoiling my teeth with M&M's now.)
M&M... Sounds like Eminem (the hilarious